Revenge on Revenge

I want revenge on Revenge.

This show started out genuinely good and entertaining. You were actually interested to see who Emily was going to get revenge on and how. Then really weird shit started happening. Why is Amanda (the real Emily) pregnant with Jack’s baby? Why did Victoria die, but then like, not die? Why is Emily drowning herself underwater? And most of all, why was Nolan topless?

To the writers/ producers: we all nostalgically look back on the days when Emily would casually stalk businessmen at polo matches and then hijack their entire company. We also enjoyed when she played people’s private therapy tapes at a benefit. Most of all, we miss the days when Ashley was just a lowly assistant because she is perhaps the most annoying person on television.

If this show doesn’t get better fast, I’m going to circle it with a red sharpie and be done.

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