Gallery Messes

Real Housewives who? Gallery Girls is the newest show on Bravo TV bringing crazy eyes, drunk messes, oh and art, to your Monday nights. The show features a division between the Manhattan, uptight gallery girls and the Brooklyn, artsy, (bitchy) gallery girls. Honestly, I would recap the first episode but you really have to see it to understand its greatness. One highlight, off the top of my head, was when Chantal, a lovely 90 pound girl who wears red lipstick and loose dresses, got drunk at her store opening and started mumbling about “going to Key West to cheeeeel” while she wore a net over her face. Another highlight you ask? Perhaps when Amy, who redefines the terms “crazy eyes” and “botched nose-job”, got shwasted at a gallery dinner and revealed that she slept with Eli Klein (the gallery owner) in front of his intern (Maggie) who probably also slept with him. If you aren’t excited yet to watch this show then you are boring and don’t deserve to watch it anyway.